Not A Machine
$34.00
They keep asking you to fit the mold. You keep refusing.
In a world running on autopilot — same code, same
output, same everything — this shirt is a reminder
that you were never built for the assembly line.
Circuit patterns that break apart. Systems that refuse
to stay contained. That's not a glitch. That's you.
Unisex relaxed fit. Bella+Canvas 3001. DTG printed
so every detail hits exactly how it looks on screen.
Runs true to size.
In a world running on autopilot — same code, same
output, same everything — this shirt is a reminder
that you were never built for the assembly line.
Circuit patterns that break apart. Systems that refuse
to stay contained. That's not a glitch. That's you.
Unisex relaxed fit. Bella+Canvas 3001. DTG printed
so every detail hits exactly how it looks on screen.
Runs true to size.
📏 Size Guide
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Shoulder (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36–38 | 27 | 17 |
| M | 39–41 | 28 | 18 |
| L | 42–44 | 29 | 19.5 |
| XL | 45–47 | 30 | 21 |
| 2XL | 48–50 | 31 | 22.5 |
| 3XL | 51–53 | 32 | 24 |
If between sizes, size up. Relaxed unisex fit.
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